Everyone is cute, they just may not be YOUR kind of cute. But they’re cute to someone, and that thought alone is adorable.
a poem about bugs
if it can fly
it should die
this is probably what metatron was thinking
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
Mother of god. My mom was trying to take a picture of our christmas tree. Being the troll I am, I kept photobombing. She had me sit down to stop and I threw my phone, knowing it’d never work. It worked. We have a picture of our christmas tree with a flying phone
You guys thought I was kidding…
omG
it looks like it’s taking a selfie… #nomakeup #natural #xmas
(Source: stairway-to-mercury)
Has anyone thought about the fact that
DAD only has a nose
MOM only has a mouth
and BRO only has eyes
together they make a whole face
too hot to handle
If this is going to become i thing i think im going to cry
God fucking damn it guys, it’s only noon!
who the fuck brought this back
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
can we talk about how this is still getting notes
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
*follows dreams* *dreams dont follow back* *unfollows dreams*
